Not All Self-Care Tools Are for Your Face. Some are for Pleasure!
We’ve all been there. You’re finally feeling yourself (in every sense), living your best pleasure-positive life, when someone walks in Boom!! It could be your roommate. Your sibling, your mom, or your Grandma. Your freeze.
Now, what will you do as the very next question your grandma will ask is - What are you holding in your hand?
The beautiful, sleek, elegantly designed Thrillerrr Meltz Wand or Ladykiller, which you are holding in your hand, at first glance, looks like a high-end skincare tool which your grandma is eager to hold too.
You panic and want to run out of the situation- “It’s... a face massager.” But it’s actually your go-to for long nights, solo mornings, or a way to come out of your breakup, part of your self-care routine.
Welcome to the World of Discreet Pleasure
Gone are the days of clunky toys that beep, glow, or look like something out of a sci-fi world. Today’s pleasure tools, especially at Thrillerrr, are designed with elegance, perfection, and multi-use vibes. From air suction massagers that look similar to any skincare suction tools to wand-style massagers that look like next-gen beauty tech, our packaging and product design blend into your everyday, to give you guilt-free pleasure.
With Thrillerrr- you should celebrate every day. And we don’t just design toys — we curate pleasure.
No guilt, no giggles- Just pure, unapologetic bliss.
Aesthetic Vibes Only: Why Elegant Design Matters
Whether you’re flying solo, sharing the vibe, or figuring it out along the way, our products hit the right spots. Thrillerrr designs every vibe, wand, and melt with care, not just for performance, but for style. Whether it’s Bunny, Curlz, Ladykiller, or Moanster, we’ve taken the “everyday object” design to a whole new level. Because you want products that reflect your lifestyle and your vibe, and that’s where Thrillerrr comes in!
Not all bodies are the same, and neither are their desires. Choose your weapon, your rhythm, your vibe- and let your fantasies run wild. We’ve included the ones we love most, organised by their most salient function, so you can choose the best to suit your pleasure.
The Thrillerrr Touch: Beautiful Inside and Out
Thrillerrr is not only about the toys themselves- it’s about hitting the right spots. For us, pleasure has no boundaries, no age, and neither should your choices.
Furthermore, Thrillerrr packaging is designed to feel more like opening a luxury candle than a pleasure product. No awkward cartoon labels, no eye-roll-worthy names, no tacky colours.
Our packaging is:
- Minimalist (because you deserve elegance)
- Gender-neutral (because pleasure is for everyone)
- Guilt-free (because there’s nothing to be ashamed of)
- Simple and logo-free packaging (because we ensure complete privacy for you while experiencing the pleasure).
So next time, if your Grandma asks why your “face roller” came in such a simple box, just smile and say, “It’s a wellness brand, Grandma. Very premium.”
Pro Tips for Keeping It Cool
Not quite ready to be out and proud with your Thrillerrr kit? No problem. Here’s how to keep things private (but still fabulous):
- Keep it in your skincare drawer: Right next to your jade roller and retinol.
- Use a makeup pouch: Bonus if it says “Self-Care Essentials.”
- Pack in luggage with charging cables: No one’s digging through that tangle.
- Add a sticker: “For facial tension only
And if you ever do get caught mid-charge by a curious family member, just nod and say, “Self-care is important, you know.
Final Thought: Who Says It Can’t Be Both?
Maybe it is a face massager. Maybe it’s a soul-soothing orgasm-inducer. Maybe it’s both. Who says your wellness routine can’t include a little blushing, breathless joy? At Thrillerrr, we’re here to support every part of your pleasure journey — from the laugh-out-loud moments to the quiet, intimate ones.
So go ahead- leave your wand on your nightstand. Let your toy chill next to your perfume. And if someone asks?
“No, Grandma, it’s definitely not a face massager… or is it?”
